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Joke of the Day

"Joke If I had a quarter for every time someone called me racist I would eventually be robbed by a black guy."

"We could use Thor and his hammer to solve all our energy problems... I see the headlines already ""Earth powered by Generathor""."

"What doesn't kill you leaves you feeling rejected and wondering why you weren't good enough for death."

"What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea? He died in his teepee"

"What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"I live in Zimbabwe. My favorite rapper is 50 cent. Or as we like to call him, 400 million dollars."

"C3PO and R2D2 walk into a bar... Then the bartender goes ""HEY!!! We don't serve YOUR KIND HERE!!!"" C3PO asks: ""Why because we're droids,"" Bartender: ""NO!!! 'Cause It's AN OUTLET BAR!!!"""

"I have an irrational fear of over-engineered buildings. I have a complex complex complex"

"Car alarms should sound like two chicks in a fight. I'd look out the window for that."

"Fortune Teller I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night I fucked a girl named Penny - is that spooky or what?"