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Joke of the Day

"Do you guys know what a minstrel cycle is? A bicycle for musicians."

"What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common? If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded."

"Son just threatened to poke me in the 'belly butthole"". Pretty sure he meant belly button, but I'm on guard just in case."

"People make me sick, unless you cook them properly."

"Spank me once, shame on you. Spank me twice, now we're getting somewhere."

"I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, ""How flexible are you?"" I said, ""I can't make Tuesdays."

"Me: Will you- Hubs: No Me: Can you- Hubs: Nope Me: Are you- Hubs: Oh no Me: Sex? Hubs: Yes Me: Oh hell no..... Communication is important."

"*holding a rattlesnake in each hand* These are the angriest maracas I've ever played"

"I once dated a dyslexic woman. I took her home and she cooked my sock."

"I found this joke on the news when I went to America... His name is Donald Trump."