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"The Worst ""F"" Word Finals"

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"What did the letter "" O "" say to the letter "" Q "" ? Dudddeee.....your dicks out!"
"My girlfriend broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a weird thing to fallout 4. I know this is a repost but I just hoped this would blow up."
"If the people that drink it are any indication, Diet Coke does not work."
"What do you call a lazy sandstone? A sedentary rock."
"I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car. But they're having trouble installing windows."
"[Emergency Room] MRS. PINATA: Will my husband make it, doc? DOCTOR *slurping on sucker*: We'll do what we can but he's lost a lot of candy"
"Why do Hutus hate Dustin Hoffman? He impersonated a Tootsie."
"What is the name of the new game show hosted by Katt Williams? Are You Stronger Than A 7th Grader?"
"Cows What do you call a cow on no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs? Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs? Your mom."