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Joke of the Day

"I don't talk about it a lot but I've been to outer space many times."

"How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit in your wifes clothes."

"I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor... I still hate you."

"What happens when Turkeys get the common cold? They quit smoking."

"Did you hear about my cruel psychic Maths teacher called Moe who's great with a sniper rifle? He's a mean medium, Moe, with range."

"in these hard times, it's crucial to stay as positive as Charlie Sheen"

"I once had a llama."

"My girlfriend is always hooking, ending up elbow deep in a bush because she swings both ways She's a terrible golfer"

"What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus? I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton."

"After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF!"