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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you drop a piano into a mine? A-flat ""minor"""
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"I hate girls with double standards unless they're pretty"
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"A zebra walks into a bar... He orders a drink and leaves. A few minutes later a horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks ""Hey man! What happened to your pajamas?"""
"Not sure if i should be proud of this or not, but our employee handbook had 37 new rules added since i started working here."
"It costs over $235,000 for parents to raise a child today... And that's just for the alcohol."
"Homeless people wouldn't be half as poor if they didn't waste all of their money on sharpies and cardboard."
"I'm so sick and tired of all the Internet bullying. ""My password is NOT weak. YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME!"""