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Joke of the Day
"My friend asked if I would stop singing Maroon 5 songs. I said: ""I don't think so."""
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"I've been alive for 25 years, only a fraction of a second compared to the age of the universe but still measureable. Unlike your mom."
"I recently read a book by Donald Trump on finance It had 9 chapter 11s."
"Spoil any movie by telling ur friend ""Ice Cube dies"" before they watch it. They'll be waiting for Ice Cube to appear and die the whole time"
"Do you smell smoke? I always say that when I fart. It makes people take a deep breath."
"""Never go to bed angry"" is some solid advice if you want to stay up until 3am fighting"
"Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a potato."
"""I dropped my toothpaste""... ...he said, crestfallen."
"What do you call a homeless Hitler? A roofless dictator."
"What is big hairy and can fly ? King Kongcorde !"