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Joke of the Day
"Apparently you can't get a sick leave just because you're sick of seeing everyone at the office."
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"Religious places never have free WiFi because no religion wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works."
"What rhymes with Snoop? Dr Dre"
"I don't want to know the truth. Lie to me and make it ok."
"My grandma had a lock installed on her medicine cabinet poor thing no one's ever going to visit her again"
"A Roman Walks Into a Bar... and holds up his middle and pointer fingers. ""Five beers please,"" he says."
"Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore? They all lost their hearing"
"What goes dot-dot-croak dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !"
"A man walks into a zoo... The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.... It's a shitzu."
"I have a great story to tell u. ""Why don't u just go write a book"" Wow, that's- ""Don't u dare say it-"" a novel idea. ""I'm moving out"""