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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons? Special branch."
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marsha Clark Barbie ...with a bad haircut and a bad attitude"
"I accidentally swallowed a turntable needle. Good thing nothing major happened good thing nothing major happened good thing nothing major happened good thing nothing major happened"
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"Jokes about white sugar are rare, but brown sugar? Demerara Source: [This tweet](https://twitter.com/OFalafel/status/428595146905886720) by [@OFalafel on Twitter](https://twitter.com/OFalafel)."