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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons? Special branch."
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"What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from? LIESTRONG bracelets."
"My friend told me she's going back to school for Psychiatry... I said: ""That's crazy talk."""
"What did the mouth say to the nose? Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait..."
"Please hold so I can transfer you to a supervisor and accidentally hang up on you."
"Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water? She was taking god's name in vein."
"Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile Not me though, I just live next door to a 10 year old with a hot piece of ass"
"So, Schrodinger walks into a vet with his cat. The nurse takes the cat, goes into the room, and comes out 10 minutes later. ""Sir, we have good news and bad news."""
"What do you call a midget physic that has escaped from prison?? A small medium at large"
"How many grammar nazi's does it take to change a light bulb How many grammar Nazis does it take to change a light bulb? FTFY."