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Joke of the Day
"kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are"
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"What kind of educational background do you need to have to work at the gas station that directs teens to their deaths in a horror movie?"
"Calling someone ""exotic looking"" is a polite way to say, ""I might be a little bit racist but I'd love to see you naked."""
"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide... is it a hostage situation?"
"*Opening presents 1986: Please be a crossbow! Please be a crossbow! 2016: Please be a crossbow! Please be a crossbow!"
"What do you call two fruits that can't get married? Cantaloupes"
"how many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they just beat it for being black!"
"Pretty sure that Twitter is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people."
"""Can you cook dinner tonight?"" Can't. New meds say I can't operate any heavy machinery and that stove doesn't look light"
"The Six States of Matter Solid Liquid Gas Plasma Bose-Einstein Condensate Black Lives"