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Joke of the Day

"Ladies, never buy Activia yogurt because the rest of us are in line behind you thinking ""Awww, that poor girl can't shit without yogurt!"""

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died."

"I can't make it tonight. There's a couple fighting at Target and the guy just started sarcastically clapping. I need to see where this goes."

"Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street? They were arch enemies."

"""Dad, why is my picture on that milk carton?"" ""Well, son, I guess it's time that I tell you the truth. You were adopted... from a dairy."""

"If online bullying has taught us anything. It's that people would sooner hang themselves than lose a bit of weight."

"What's black and white and red all over? Charlotte, NC"

"Here's a joke about Ebola You probably won't get it though."

"Perfect pickup line No, baby, those aren't warts, I'm just ribbed for your pleasure."

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes home from camp."