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Joke of the Day

"I'm not sure but I think the family from Honey Boo Boo is just a family of bears that were shaved down and shown how to shit indoors."

"Nickelback's career is dead... They are more washed up than a Syrian toddler."

"My mum asked me if I had taken my lizard for a walk... ... I told her I was goanna do it later."

"Wouldn't it be cool if Zombies & Vampires become human if we bite them first? Somebody needs to test that one."

"Brangelina is no more. And it's really sad to see that Brad Pitt is now just 'Br' while Angelina Jolie gets her whole forename back."

"Why couldn't JFK become a boxer? Because he couldn't take a shot to the head!"

"I recently got a device that can remotely slow down any car And as an added bonus it shows me what speed they're going at too!"

"I've never vaccinated any of my kids... I just pay the pediatrician to do it."

"What is the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest? A pimple doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13. This joke is all in good fun, sorry if anyone happens to be offended!"

"What's your best Pirate Joke? What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!"