112291

Joke of the Day

"How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder."

"The current ""feminist"" movement"

"Wine improves with age. I improve with wine."

"I see you're busy. I'll come back and ruin your free time."

"I have a deeply religious Muslim friend who knows the Qu'ran back to front Which is the way that the Koran is written. A surprisingly well informed joke about Islam (with apologies to Jimmy Carr)."

"After getting off the ski lift, my mate said ""Let's go hit the slopes!"" I'm like, ""Why do you want to beat up those Japanese tourists?"""

"So I fired my sit-down body guard today... Because he would not stand up for me"

"All people who make generalizations about other people are all assholes."

"Polish Ice Hockey tragedy The whole team drowned during spring training"

"Why were the strawberries sad? Because their mother was in a jam!"