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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday I fell, landed on my back, and could not roll over and get up. At the time I was wearing a Turtleneck Sweater."

"What is the first symptom of AIDS? A pounding sensation in your ass."

"A city is only really home when you stop being mystified by its public transport system and instead are just constantly angry at it."

"Why are tampons always grumpy? Because they're stuck up cunts."

"Why is the symbols row of my keyboard swearing at me"

"My sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti.. She was right. The very premise is absurd."

"I asked the lady from the collection agency out on a date. She turned me down, but keeps calling. I told her I'm too old for games."

"Do cannibals try to eat gymnasts... for a more balanced diet?"

"Priest and a Hindu are making breakfast.. The priest is spreading on margarine and exclaims, ""Look! It's Jesus in the spread!"" Shocked, the Hindu replies, ""Wow, I can't believe it's not Buddha."""

"A horse walks into a bar... Bartender: why the long face???"