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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo."
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"What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you? You pull the trigger again."
"Yog see woman Yog ask woman out Yog go on date Yog fall in love Yog act like an idiot Yog get dumped Yoghurt."
"I've got reverse Benjamin Button disease."
"The cat puked under my bed. Cleanup efforts only made it worse. It's time to renew our commitment to developing alternative sources of cute."
"What do anal and spinach have in common? Well, if you hated it as a kid, you're probably not gonna like it as an adult."
"What is six inches long and stiff in the morning? Crib death."
"What do you do with an infected chemist? You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium"
"Have you heard the one about the grain farmer? It was corny."
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