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Joke of the Day

"A guy started Social Network rehab centre; It has no computers, no wifi, no mobiles, no tablets & no customers"

"What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy? Bart."

"Every 60 seconds in Africa... a minute passes, you racist."

"I thought I might try my hand at telling a German sausage joke I mean, what's the wurst that could happen?"

"Racing snail. My racing snail hadn't been out for a while, so i took his shell off to make him more streamlined. Unfortunately, it just made him more sluggish."

"Picking up women in bars is like picking up Avocadoes in a supermarket... You have no idea how damaged they are until you get them home."

"Did you hear about the Buddhist Viking? He believed he'd be Bjorn again"

"Tonight we're gonna party like its 1999. No seriously, Greg's been in a coma for 14 years. We'll tell him that shit tomorrow night though."

"I relate to #PizzaRat because if I found a slice of pizza as big as a car you can bet I'd try my best to take that thing home."

"If all the corner pieces of a cake are gone, I calmly pull the emergency icing out of my purse & frost the edges of an inside piece."