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Joke of the Day

"What do you do with an infected chemist? You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium"

"Star Wars Joke... If Finn hooks up with Rey... He would be the first stormtrooper to hit something EDIT: formatting"

"Pudding. Hahahahaha!"

"My cat should run for President. When she gets excited she flip-flops all over the place."

"Hey, Schumi that slope looks pretty steep! Nah, I'll rock this shit!"

"TIL sperm donors are paid $50 per donation. It was devastating. Imagine all the money that has slipped through my fingers."

"2030's kids won't get this... Drinking water."

"That awkward moment when you lazily follow someone cos of 1 funny joke, then realize all the rest of their stuff is KKK recruitment material"

"I hate to admit it but my views on life in the arctic are very polarised."

"[Sci fi movie] How did you travel such a distance so fast? ""I went through a wormhole."" Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic."