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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a vegetarian fart? Kale force wind!"

"I recently learned how to read the stars and they tell me where I am going. Currently towards 52.1N, 6.4E."

"[Touring Italy] Guide: Bathroom anyone? Me: I peed at the Tower of Pizza Guide: That's Pisa Me: Sorry. I took a pisa at the Tower of Pizza"

"Did you ever hear about the Mexican born with two wieners. He named them Jose and hose b"

"Guy gets into a car wreck with a midget driver Midget steps out of his car, walks over to the other guy with a scowl and states, ""I'm not happy."" Guy responds. ""So which one are you?"""

"What do you call a pair of stubborn testicles? A refuse sack."

"What's the difference between England and an egg cup? An egg can stay in the cup longer"

"Has anyone else noticed that the symbol ""&"" looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?"

"What sort of a car has your dad got? I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas."

"The problem is I'm really tired... But I hear there's a nap for that."