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Joke of the Day

"NSFW Men are like a deck of cards... You need a heart to love him, a diamond to marry him, a club to smash his fucking face in and a spade to bury the bastard!"

"Dude you hear about the drug lab explosion? It was a real meth."

"Donald Trump has a new book coming out The Art of the Feel"

"A blonde went to buy 2 bananas The seller told her that he didn't have change and asked if she wanted one more, the blonde responded ""Okay, i will eat one""."

"What do you call a Mexican that buys antiques in America? An American Spicker"

"Silly Boy Boy: where are you going now? Girl: For suicide.. Boy: Then, why so much make-up? Girl: You idiot.... Tomorrow my photo will come in Newspaper..!!"

"What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool? He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)"

"If you see someone over the age of 9 wearing sweatpants, pull them aside & say ""Friend, you're wearing sweatpants."" They might not know."

"Whiskey diet I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already"

"Your mum is soooo Dark that when she puts lipstick on she looks like... Knight Rider!"