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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump has a new book coming out The Art of the Feel"
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"Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency? So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke."
"What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery? A ginger bread man."
"The door is closed? I want in. The door is open? I want out. Actually I just want to sit in the door frame itself. - Pets"
"What's Irish and sits out all night? Patio furniture."
"Ugh just started writing a script for my screenwriting class & nicolas cage kicked down my door to say he wants the lead role. hes so sweaty"
"""Interesting story. I will now find a way to relate your story to something in my life so I can start talking about me again"" - Los Angeles"
"Make the little things count Teach math to midgets"
"Could not decide how much lettuce to buy, until I got a second opinion two heads are better than one."
"A man is found dead surrounded by 53 bicycles. How did he die? He had an ace up his sleeve."