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Joke of the Day
"Why are people in jail always mad? Because they are constantly butt-hurt."
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"""Eat her already!"" - Animal watching people kissing"
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"So I was talking to Abrham Lincoln And I asked him, ""what are you doing tonight?"". He said, ""My wife's dragging me to a play somebody please kill me."""
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