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Joke of the Day

"What's it called when two strains of a disease are identical? plague-arism"

"When someone shows you a picture of their kid the one thing they don't wanna hear is... ""Oh yeah I have some photos of your kid too"""

"I just learned that half of Asian-Americans have cataracts. The other half drive a Rincoln."

"Have you heard of the musical condoms? They started a rubber band."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool..."

"What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to? Klondike Bars"

"*returns tent to Target* CASHIER: What was the problem? ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent"

"What has 7 arms and sucks? Def Leppard."

"My friend asked his fiance to marry him with a song. The proposal had a nice ring to it."

"Making out with the pharmacist has its percocets..."