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Joke of the Day
"I just learned that half of Asian-Americans have cataracts. The other half drive a Rincoln."
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"Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period."
"Why couldn't the fruit get married? They cantaloupe"
"I bumped into a cute guy today. I clawed his face off. I should work on my people skills."
"What do you call lesbians doing karate? dikewondo"
"What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese? I didn't cottage in my pants"
"Teach us About Absolute Zero! 0K!"
"What does the government and pedophiles have in common? They defile private things."
"What do you call the ghost of a Native American accordion player? Pocahontas"
"[vet school] ME: Welcome, students. Hope you brought textbooks because- [spins cat on finger like basketball] -I have no idea what I'm doing"