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Joke of the Day

"what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? nsfw an erection"

"[Army Shooting Range] Officer: Are you locked & loaded? Soldiers: YES SIR! Officer: You may fire at will! Soldier Named Will: WTF?"

"Whenever I Think Of Books I touch my shelf."

"How do you think the unthinkable? Hit an itheberg."

"Did you hear about the family with hereditary diarrhea? They said it runs in their jeans"

"I mailed my letter to Santa today. It was an index card that said ""not AIDS."""

"Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10? Because 7 ate 9..."

"Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, it's too cheesy..."

"""Mom I wanna go bungee jumping."" ""NO!"" ""But all my friends are going"" ""Oh! So if your friends jump off a cliff, will you too?"" ""Er...yes"""

"Me: So, what are your thoughts? Therapist: Well, I think you may have some boundary issues. Me: [In his lap] Are you saying I'm fat?!"