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"What do you call a magical dog? Labracadabrador!!!"
"Sorry, the dog stood on my keyboard and liked that Instagram photo of you from 47 weeks ago."
"Chuck Norris once flushed a condom Three weeks later the ninja turtles were born"
"Tape is so anti social It likes to stick to itself."
"I was proud and surprised when my wife gave birth... But deep down, I knew she had it in her."
"Why are elevator jokes so funny? Because they work on so many levels"
"Of all the bands named after handicapped jungle animals, Def Leppard is my favorite."
"now this is really a joke i love to read jokes but theres no function to read the next joke so it is a lot of tedious clicks to get there"
"[back from the ultrasound] MOTHER-IN-LAW: So did you see the fetus? ME: Fetus, handus, legus...there was practically a whole baby in there!"