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Joke of the Day
"I was proud and surprised when my wife gave birth... But deep down, I knew she had it in her."
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"Remember back in the day when you'd call someone gay and it was an insult? Now a day, everybody is just so butthurt when you do..."
"Never call a girl fat. Because she will always remember it...that's because elephants never forget."
"Take pride in what you're into, if thats exponents, well... More power to ya!"
"*spreads toilet seat cover over santa's lap before sitting down*"
"What's the difference between a pizza and a prostitute? You can order one of them without mushrooms."
"How does the Pirate watch his movie? He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)"
"BREAKING NEWS: Man gets out of offending people by saying ""present company excluded of course"" after highly offensive statement"
"My date cancelled; said he had an emergency. I just saw him at the market buying cereal and I thought, 'I agree with his priorities.'"
"TIFU by sending nudes to everyone in my address book. Costed me a fortune in stamps."