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Joke of the Day

"My wife made me pack my own bag for vacation and now I have to figure out how to wear potato chips."

"I was going to look for my missing watch. but I could never find the time."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? DO IT YOURSELF YOU FILTHY MAN!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Slutty and blonde, with low self esteem"

"On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?' One wise guy answered 'Going home!'"

"What's the best part about fucking twenty-two year old's? They are in their sexual prime."

"Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion."

"The NFL sent a memo reminding players to treat women reporters with respect. Oh, and to try real hard not to rape anyone this season."

"I was just about to go and remind my neighbour to slam all of his car doors as many times as possible in five minutes, but there's no need."

"Weird how an attractive face is the criteria by which one decides whether to lick the area that someone pees from."