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Joke of the Day

"Played an organ for the first time today I really enjoyed it, but my patient didn't."

"So there's this cute girl from work and I'm too shy to talk to her But then I realized, all I needed to do to talk to her was to remove the duct tape"

"Today I fucked up because your girl was riding on top of me."

"What do you call Muslims on a Plane? PASSENGERS!"

"Did you hear about the guy who gave Jesus bad directions? He went to hell, but at least he turned a prophet!"

"The difference between ""she's jogging & healthy"" vs ""she's in danger & I should help"" is headphones."

"What do you call the annual cat beauty pageant? The adora-bowl."

"What's the difference between a good joke and me not giving a shit? Fuck you"

"My husband is like Santa Claus He's old, fat, and comes once in a year."

"What do you say when leaving the Periodic Table of Elements' police station? Cu Copper."