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Joke of the Day
"What do you say when leaving the Periodic Table of Elements' police station? Cu Copper."
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"What's the difference between America and Yoghurt? If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture."
"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change."
"People always say pigs can't fly like they've never seen a police helicopter before."
"I'm 25, which means I'm just as far from 10 as I am from 40. Although, in terms of money and maturity, I'm still way closer to 10."
"A movie ticket for baby should cost at least $50."
"Dear men, We love you until you forget to call or show up late or breathe the wrong way - women P.s you're reading this tweet wrong"
"this is our son, Ryder Kade Ace Hypermasculine Overcompensation for Daddy's Fears Jones-Rendenburg"
"What Do You Call A Policewoman Who Shaves Her Pubes? Cuntstubble"
"just ran into my high school biology teacher. she said ""i figured you'd have cured cancer by now."" then i washed bird shit off her tahoe"