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Joke of the Day

"What does a duck smoke? Quack"

"Why was the astronaut so sore? He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid."

"Did you hear that HIV isn't spread by a virus? Yeah, it's spread by a fun guy"

"There are over 1 million battered women in the US. And I've been eating mine plain!"

"Why don't Jews eat pussy? Because it's too close to the gas chamber"

"People that proudly carry their yoga mats around town... I get it. I carry my Burrito around with that same pride."

"What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Patient."

"Irish chili How many beans do you put in Irish chili? Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why? Because one more would be two-farty."

"The only way to know if a jokes is actually funny is to tell it to an African-American. Black laughs matter."

"How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to hold the penis. I mean, ladder."