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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an STD for homeless people? Hermit Crabs"

"What's the difference between a whore and Nickleback? A whore doesn't always suck cock."

"Did you hear the one about the Mormon porn star? They spent a year doing missionary work."

"If you have never turned away from you children and uttered the words ""What a complete Idiot"" Bravo,you sir/mam are the Jesus of parenting."

"What is the difference between a corn-shucker with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits."

"What did the perverted frog say? Rub-it!"

"The shortest route between point A and point B is under construction."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. I don't know what they did up there, but they came back with a daughter."

"New survey: 55% of men expect to pay on the 1st date. While the other 45% have never been on a 2nd date."

"Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant? He got creped out."