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Joke of the Day

"The shortest route between point A and point B is under construction."

"i'm a homewrecker in the sense that i got sick out both ends in the attic and it soaked through the ceiling in 3 different rooms"

"What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts"

"Whats the difference between jam and marmalade??NSFW You can't marmalade your cock up someone's ass"

"*pulls away from kissing* JUDGE: That was unexpected and kind of nice, but you're still guilty."

"When I bring a girl back to my bedroom, I tell her ""this is where the magic happens"", then I pull a rabbit out of a hat."

"Why can't redheads get drunk? Because they only drink Ginger Ale."

"Why did the traffic light turn red? You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street."

"Seems like the most reliable way to get rid of some people is just to lend them money....))"

"The coolest thing about being a dog must be the ability to use your own ass for a pillow."