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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a male cow wearing a pink shirt, orange shorts, and a purple backpack? Adorable (A-dora-bull)"

"How can you tell when someone is vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"Most women love it when you play with their hair in public Their husbands not so much"

"I hate when I'm telling my best friend a story and she gets all judgmental and walks off to get a drink from her water bowl."

"[diner] ME: I'll have the eggs, please WAITER: how would you like those? ME: painted and hidden for me to find, thank you."

"What kind of bees give milk? boobies"

"*Dies and goes toward the light* Light: ""I have a boyfriend"""

"Did you hear about the hunter who traded a prize deer for a high class prostitute? He got the best bang for his buck"

"Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure? The back of her head."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? You breathe through *that*?"