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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies? Because they lactate."
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"What's a desert's favorite song? Darude-Sandstorm"
"How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson? it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in."
"I'm not seeing ""cat herder"" on any of these job websites."
"Why don't Mexicans have BBQs? Because the beans keep falling through the grill."
"George Washington Today What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now? Scratchin' the inside of his coffin."
"A 92 year old man I randomly met told me this one: What do you get when you cross a turkey and a cat? A pussy gobbler."
"What do you call an origional joke on Reddit? Mine"
"I like to sit outside Barnes & Noble with my iPad and make caveman noises at the people coming out with real books."
"When I was a kid my mom told me I could become whatever I wanted So I became a disappointment"