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Joke of the Day
"What type of bagel can fly? A plain bagel!"
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"Jesus said to John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life!"" But John came fifth and got a toaster."
"You know what I call drowsy driving? Multitasking."
"[at a funeral] What happens to his leftover meds?"
"What do you do when ISIS attacks? Make a mad Daesh to a shelter"
"Egyptians don't walk like that."
"What do you call a gay Jewish and Chinese couple? Christmas dinner every night. Happy holidays reddit!"
"Mexican magician A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, ""uno, dos..."" *poof*... He disappered without a tres."
"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything."
"My 3 yr old puts himself in timeout whenever he doesn't want to do something we ask him to. Pretty sure he just beat the system."