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Joke of the Day

"Dad got his son a birthday card A dad got his son a bday card that said ""Holey cow! It's your birthday!"" And it had a picture of a cow with holes in it."

"""Always remember me."" - Anonymous."

"Nothing annoys me more than when I'm talking to someone about music and for some reason they think their opinion is as valid as mine."

"Here's a joke The amount of subscribers to this community"

"Why don't people drink pig's milk? Because its a bit too sow..."

"One time I walked into KFC It was dark in there."

"Where do 4 gay guys go? One Direction"

"What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !"

"I stayed up all night to see where the sun went... Then it dawned on me."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who past his uncle in the jungle?"