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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup."

"A friend said he wasn't racist He said he wasnt racist because racism is a crime, and those are for niggers."

"Ok, but like, how married are you?"

"With great power comes Greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial."

"Did you here about the women who died after masturbating with a carrot? That was a dildon't"

"What do you call in-flight pilot training? Air conditioning."

"Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? I dunno, they just seem a bit shady."

"I'm confused. Celebrity comedians are paid millions of dollars... Yet the funniest people on the internet are janitors and stay-at-home moms."

"Why did the ghost cross the road? To get to the... *other side.*"

"I pan fried chicken tonight. On another completely unrelated note: the firemen in my town are gorgeoussssss."