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Joke of the Day

"Your mom said she wanted something that could go from zero to two hundred in 3 seconds... ...so I bought her a scale."

"I know it wouldn't be ""environmentally friendly"" but I wish someone would invent disposable handkerchiefs."

"How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure? Ohmmmmmm............?"

"Who are the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They got through over 40 stories in seconds."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tonya Harding Barbie ...you didn't think we'd sell one without the other did you?"

"You could say I'm a Whiz Kid. I'm really smart. And I'll drink your piss"

"Is it appropriate to force an adult to wear diapers? Depends."

"So this blonde walks in to a computer store... ... and says to the employee; have you got any curtains? Employee says; um no sorry this is a computer store Blonde; duhh, I have windows."

"I might not be smarter than a 5th grader, but I can buy beer."

"What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics? Legs."