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Joke of the Day

"A kiss makes my whole day Anal makes my hole weak"

"What does ""fingering a girl"" and ""using a chainsaw"" have in common? [NSFW] If you hold at the wrong position your finger goes down the shitter."

"where do y'all wanna go tonight? Bars? The club? ""THE BOG OF DESPAIR"" Gary, after the forest of skulls debacle you don't get to pick anymore"

"I gotta imagine one of the worst things you can do is shit your snowsuit."

"Thanks to home security commercials, I am now terrified of middle aged white men."

"did you hear about the italian chef? he pasta way"

"I used to have a Russian friend who was a terrible driver... He was stalin"

"TIL in 1974 Russians accidentally blew up their own submarine, thinking it was an enemy Oops, wrong sub"

"Today in 1956 the first videotape recording was made. Your mom was young and needed the money."

"Why cant a woman be the goalie for hockey? 3 periods 2 pads."