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Joke of the Day
"Why cant a woman be the goalie for hockey? 3 periods 2 pads."
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"Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit? (WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses."
"What's the difference between an Irish funeral and an Irish wedding? One less drunk..."
"What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met? IDK"
"My hearing loss in both ears"
"Valar morghulis the feminist extremists' motto."
"It's hard to explain things to kleptomaniacs They always take things literally."
"My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for Christmas... My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for Christmas. They got me a Rolex. They clearly misunderstood me when I said ""I wanna watch."""
"What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air? A dead centipede."
"How do you make a little girl cry twice. You rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear."