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Joke of the Day

"What is the cheapest cut of meat on a deer? The balls, cause they're under a buck."

"What do you get when you have a great Dane, a Clydesdale, and a Prostitute? A huge dog and pony show"

"Dad always said ""Time to hit the sack!"" before bed. Not sure how getting punched in the testicles helped him sleep, but that was just dad."

"What kind of soda do dogs drink? Barq's Root beer."

"What type of road race do Donald Trump supporters run? 3 K's"

"What do you do after sodomizing a baldy? Just put them back in the craddle."

"How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews"

"Did you hear about the clam that could play violin? It had excellent mussel memory."

"A serial killer walks into a bar... ... And becomes the bartender."

"I'm so sick of this debate. Of COURSE, the chicken came first! Are you saying I don't know how to properly fuck a chicken?"