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Joke of the Day
"What is the cheapest cut of meat on a deer? The balls, cause they're under a buck."
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"What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. Whats blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath"
"I witnessed an attempted murder yesterday. Luckily, only one crow showed up."
"Late term abortion now offered in Florida Free with stay to any Orlando resort"
"Warning: Dad Joke But it's a classic. Grasshopper walks into a bar and sits. Bartender says, ""Hey, we got a drink named after you."". Grasshopper says, ""Wow. You got a drink named Kevin?""."
"""I'm a very private person"" - people who are on back to back reality shows"
"If you get a gift from me, there may or may not be a pair of scissors between the wrapping and the gift. I'm gonna need those back."
"What is a 6.9? A great thing, ruined by a period"
"Sorry I referred to your baby shower as a gift extortion party."
"What is the difference between quarter and the eighth. $50 bucks"