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Joke of the Day
"I can't believe the queen knighted Mix-a-Lot."
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"France FINALLY won a war! Too bad it was against Lance Armstrong."
"What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? The period: it marks the end of his sentence."
"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster, then he rolled over and fell asleep."
"Sorry girl, you knew you were dating a bad boy *saves used gift bag because those things are expensive*"
"Fun Fact: Valentine's Day was created by a woman than didn't get what she wanted for Christmas."
"What's the difference between a male and a female? (Just hear me out.) Iron."
"Talking to my old man on the phone Dad: Who was that coughing in the background? Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece? I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss"
"Sorry about the typos lately you gays."
"knock knock who's there? To To who? AH AH AH, to whom"