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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fat person with a flat butt? A hipobottomless"

"Today i felt like a giant mushroom I get kept in the dark and fed shite"

"A nice way to tell someone their breath stinks, ""well I'm bored,let's go brush our teeth"" in mid convo"

"How did our grandparents killed time when there were no Smartphones and Internet? I already asked my mom, her four sisters and five brothers."

"Never go to restaurants with Hipster Chefs. The food is spoiled. They've been using refrigerators before they were cool."

"Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city? Because it was mini apple list."

"I'm much better at organizing my thoughts on Reddit than I am IRL After all, most of my comments here just have the one point."

"In 2003 an Olive Garden waitress told me to tell her when to stop grating cheese on my salad. As far as I know she's still doing it."

"Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He just couldn't ""budge-it""."

"I wanted to be a communist. But my dad is too rich."