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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Anorexic Jedi? She had to be force fed."
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"Remember when you were small & all you wanted was a pony but your parents were high on meth & thought the house was already full of ponies?"
"My friends all judge me for being a heroin addict... I guess they just don't like strong women"
"What is the difference between a Pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches..."
"A homely man is walking down the street... When a stranger sees him. The stranger exclaims ""Boy, are you fucking ugly!"" The man turns around and says ""Don't talk about my sister that way!"""
"What's the best thing about fucking a baby? You get both anal and deep throat at the same time."
"Sperm is the best glue Have you ever seen a human being falling apart?"
"Let's have phone sex over walkie talkies. ""Bend over."" ""Bend what? Over."""
"A guy gans into the butcher's... ... and says ""Gie us a steak and kidley pie."" So the butcher laughs and goes ""You just said kidley."" And the goes ""Naw, I didley."""
"I'm on the bus now. Either the woman sitting right next to me has two really ugly children, or two seriously cool Pokemons."