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Joke of the Day
"*throws a rock at a bird* Me [writing in ""science"" journal]: birds don't like rocks."
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"What comes after Ebola? Fbola."
"When I was 15 my dad bought me my first pack of condoms When they expired 5 years later he bought me my second."
"Why do people have sex when they go camping? Because it's fucking in tents!"
"How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw."
"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stpehen hawking after a house fire."
"Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college I don't think I can ever pay you back."
"The Human Body Is 90% Water, So Basically We're Just Cucumbers With Anxiety"" - Science Person"
"Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction? Because the rancher was a cattlist."
"Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party? He was looking for a tight seal."