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Joke of the Day
"What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl? He turns off his xbox."
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"Have you ever eaten at that Ethiopian restraunt? There portions are like..nothing."
"I just saw a poster that said ""have you seen this man?"" With a number to call... So I called the number and told them ""No."""
"When I see a couple fighting I like to walk up to the one who's more pissed off and whisper ""We can make it look like a suicide"" and wink"
"Why can't Asian couples have a caucasian child? Because two wongs don't make a white."
"Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? The pig took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear another dirty joke? Bubbles was the pig next door."
"If I show you a picture on my phone and you start scrolling, I'm gonna stab you."
"For Follow Friday I recommend Saturday."
"Hilary Clinton will be the first f president of the united states.... i was gonna say female but someone deleted the emale."
"*Shakespeare resetting his password* ""Enter new password."" Fortnight ""Your password is two weeks."""