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Joke of the Day

"Two Vietnamese men decided to go into business together... It was a Nguyen-Nguyen proposition."

"Chemist have an unpopular view on alcohol... They say it's a solution."

"Q. How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert? A. Because they look at *your* shoes when they're talking to you."

"What do Rick Astley and a loyal partner in crime have in common? Both of them would get raped in prison."

"I only do cocaine with the flexible straws. So I can reach my dashboard while i'm driving."

"I hate looking for a job almost as much I hate not having a job almost as much as I hate working. It's complicated."

"The number of ""followers"" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12."

"I drank so much Mt. Dew my taste buds turned into tase bros."

"My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card He's a man after my own heart."

"Broom advocates for cleaner work environment."