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Joke of the Day

"The sight of naked cleavage reduces a man's ability to reason by 50% ... Per boob."

"How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !"

"Why did the dad make the joke? For the pun of it."

"A car pool is an extravagant waste of water."

"WARDEN: You have been sentenced to the Electric Cher ME: in the what now *a metallic voice sings out: DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE*"

"George Carlin:""Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?"" ""What if I want something that works violently right now?"""

"conjunctivitis.com Now that's a sight for sore eyes."

"I like walking up to any bald guy wearing sunglasses and saying ""Excuse me but I'm supposed to meet a guy named Pitbull here, are you him?"""

"Based on how much my bones and joints pop when I work out, I'm pretty sure I'm 80% rice krispies."

"Oh no I just accidentally did everything wrong all my life"