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Joke of the Day
"A Doe walks into a bar and keeps falling over because does can't walk for shit."
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"I was going to come on here and make a Trump/Hitler/Jew joke But then it was loxed by the moderators."
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"What do you call a midget with no arms and a stumpy leg? A person. Don't be an asshole."
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