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Joke of the Day

"Materialism: buying things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people that don't matter."

"I bet you 80908429702979720947290472390749270 ... That you didn't read that number :)"

"What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law? One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year."

"Some cool ways to trick a woman into bed include ""being kind,"" ""making her feel special"" & ""showing her respect."" They love that shit!"

"How do you organize a Space Party? You Planet!"

"If you mix Taco Bell hot sauce into your ramen, it tastes exactly like poverty."

"The world would be a much better place if people like Adolf Hitler were still born. EDIT: typo, 'stillborn'"

"People say that all men think with their penises... Well if thats thats the case, I think BIG."

"So many Irish twins being born these days the numbers just keep Dublin up."

"Bread goes in, toast comes out. EXPLAIN THAT, ATHEISTS!"