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Joke of the Day
"What do you call that useless piece of skin on the end of the vagina? A woman"
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"Why did the baker have smelly hands? Because he kneaded a poo."
"Tonight, I watched someone ruin over 20 years of sobriety. It was a shitshow. But, in her defense, you only turn 21 once."
"just got my nipples pierced! and they gave me a discount because I have so many!"
"Know the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? On St. Patrick's Day everyone wants to be Irish."
"Holocaust jokes are bad Anne Frankly I find them disgusting."
"Telling a girl she has nice hair is not sexual harassment Unless you're a dwarf"
"Advertisers: you can stop using ""it will change your life"" as a selling point. Cocaine, unemployment, and AIDS will also change your life."
"Girls get so turned on when you take charge. Grab her hair and tell her she needs a shampoo with no harsh sulfates and a new lip stain."
"An upscale Asian restaurant called ""Suit and Thai."""